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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."
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"Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that ""Intervention-y"" feeling at first."
"Me: *cleans kitchen and does laundry Wife: looks like someone is getting lucky Me: 1 hour of uninterrupted Call of Duty? W: Yes Me: WOOHOO!"
"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"
"A cannibal is waking in the jungle & passes his friend."
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"
"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."