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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."

"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"

"A couple friends and I are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the ""Right Wing Cafe."" We don't actually sell any wings, we just complain about other wing places."

"What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory? Guardians of the Galaxy"

"I recently traced my family tree... It was easier, I'm rubbish at drawing."

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack."

"How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass."

"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"