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Joke of the Day
"Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage."
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"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."
"What do you think goes through a spiders mind when you hit it with a hammer? His ass."
"Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!"
"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."
"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"
"Do you have a hole in your sock? Then how the hell did you get your foot in it?"
"Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT."
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""