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Joke of the Day
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
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"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."
"TIFU by picking up a dead bee. It wasn't. Now my thumb hurts."
"A dentist goes to another dentist to fix a cavity. When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, ""Don't worry, I know the drill."""
"Jared Fogle's updated diet writes itself a Subway sandwich for breakfast, a Subway sandwich for lunch, and FUCKIN' CRAZY ASS 14 YEAR OLD COKE WHORES TILL DAWN!"
"I'm afraid of good looking guys That's why I never keep a mirror in my house."
"You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day."
"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."