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Joke of the Day

"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."

"what do you call a lady with one leg Ilene sorry if I killed you because of how old this is"

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."

"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."

"Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!"

"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"

"why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain"

"The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am."

"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."