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Joke of the Day

"Power went out in my office building & a maintenance guy said Transformers blew. Um yeah it was a bad movie buddy now what about the power??"

"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"

"*I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* ""Why do we park in a dri"

"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."

"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"

"Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts."

"Did you hear about the constipated Jew? He couldn't shit."

"I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian."