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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."
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"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."
"How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub. (Too soon?)"
"I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery... but I didn't want to make a crude joke."
"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."
"What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"
"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"
"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""
"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."
"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"