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Joke of the Day
"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."
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"A man said to me, ""Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"" I said, ""most people are sick after drinking too much."" ""No, you don't understand."" he replied. ""Chunks is my pitbull."""
"What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman."
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."
"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."
"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"
"*Ubers to my parking spot at Costco*"
"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."
"who wants some staples....... hold out your hands..... here they come [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ["