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Joke of the Day
"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."
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"I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to ""Blockbuster and Chill""."
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"
"*ex-Olive Garden server shoveling dirt into a fresh grave* Tell me when."
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from."
"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"