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Joke of the Day
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."
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"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."
"Ice Bucket Challenge Fail ( French ) 2014"
"I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron. I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks. I guess it's true what they say: ""Once you go black, you never go back"""
"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."
"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"
"Comas make a big difference in your sentences. For example, -Ben is in a hurry -Ben is in a coma"
"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"
"Man has sex with dead corpse That's my fetish."
"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."