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Joke of the Day
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."
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"What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays"
"I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down... So i went home to it and said ""You're fat and lazy."""
"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fitted like a glove."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard."
"A guy goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""You have to stop masturbating."" The guy says ""Why?"" The doctor says ""...because I'm trying to take your blood pressure."""
"The first Jewish President is being sworn in His mother is in the audience, she turns to the man sitting beside her and says ""See my son up there? Well, his brother is a doctor!"""