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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."

"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."

"Necrophiles like their coffee like they like their women. Still warm."

"What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses? Edam..."

"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"

"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat."

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"

"What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]"