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Joke of the Day
"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"
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"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."
"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"
"It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick."
"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."
"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."
"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""
"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."
"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"