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Joke of the Day
"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."
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"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."
"What is time consuming? Eating a watch. . . . . Note: This is not my joke, credit goes to /u/Cokenut, and /u/Fluffy8x for setting him up."
"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"
"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."
"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"
"WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh...sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: this is bullshit"
"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"
"What disease do terrible parkers have? parkin'sins"