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Joke of the Day
"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"
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"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"If my cat smoked weed it would be Meowi Wowee"
"Do you even Choo Choo? Because you are a ""Damn Girl"" Karma train"
"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"
"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"Bad news: I got so busy drafting tweets, I forgot to pick the kids up at school. Worse news: I'm a bus driver"
"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."
"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."
"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"