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Joke of the Day
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."
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"What game do Africans play everyday? THE HUNGER GAMES (I'M GOING TO HELL)"
"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"
"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."
"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""
"New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest politician."
"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."
"What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz."
"Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that"
"Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?"