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Joke of the Day

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."

"Why did the artist throw his eraser away? Because it wasn't *kneaded*"

"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""

"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."