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Joke of the Day

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."

"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."

"What do you call a sink that doesn't work? A faux-cet."

"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"