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Joke of the Day

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent? Because they contain a lot of fowl language."

"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."

"Just heard a little kid tell his dad he was a lion and his dad said ""Wow!"" What a fucking pair of idiots."

"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."

"A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"I bought my wife a dildo and a book for her birthday.. If she doesn't like the book she can go fuck herself."

"So I had to put German food in a container one time... It was a real wurst case scenario"

"Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it's too soon."

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."