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Joke of the Day
"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"
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"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"
"Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem"
"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"
"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."
"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? All the cotton has been picked from her tampon."
"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"
"What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""