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Joke of the Day

"What disease do terrible parkers have? parkin'sins"

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"H: You look nice. Me: I'm meeting one of my Twitter friends today. H: So you want your picture on the evening news to be a nice one? Me: Yep"

"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"

"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"

"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"

"Me: I just need some time alone, please. *closes door* - Ma'am, if you're not trying on clothes, we'll need you to leave the dressing room."

"half life 3 will never come out lmfao got u~"

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."