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Joke of the Day

"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."

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"You're trapped in a room with a tiger a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice."
"Some girl asked what my sign was. I told her it was ""beware of dog"" and then I dry humped her leg."
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
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"Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned."
"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."