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Joke of the Day
"Finally my winter fat is gone... Now I have spring rolls."
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"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"
"Freedom of speech [deleted]"
"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."
"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"
"I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment... So I send them to school in a Justin Beiber shirt and Crocs and let the other kids beat them instead"
"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."
"Do you like oranges? Well I am bad at colloquialisms! How you like them oranges?!?!"
"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."