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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."
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"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"
"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"
"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."
"Leaving church just now, the priest shakes my hand and says ""Love your neighbor"" I said ""Me too Father, she's got some tits, huh!??"""
"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"
"Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison."
"Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?"
"A time traveler walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we don't serve time travelers here."" The time traveler looks at the bartender and says ""it's about time!"""