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Joke of the Day

"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."

"Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?"

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."

"In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep"

"My brother's so homophobic that if he dropped his keys in San Francisco he'd kick them to Oakland before bending over to pick them up."

"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."

"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."

"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."

"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"

"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"