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Joke of the Day

"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."

"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."

"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."

"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"

"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."

"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."

"I saw a funny post on 9GAG but then I realized I had already Reddit."

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"

"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."

"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."