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Joke of the Day
"Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet? The orbituaries."
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"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."
"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed a poo. (As in, kneaded a poo.)"
"Being hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food isn't about the food being Chinese, it's about you being American."
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I'll be able to do karate if I'm ever in a fight."
"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day. It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound"
"How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he wishes it took two."
"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""