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Joke of the Day

"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."

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"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"
"You hang Up. ""No you hang Up."" No YOU hang Up. ""No YOU hang Up."" - couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters"
"I consider myself a tolerable person, and I can care less if you are gay/straight;black/white; or conservative or liberal. The one thing I cannot tolerate, is ALL YOUR FUKN GAME REQUESTS!!!!!"
"Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot."
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"
"What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !"
"Whoever said, ""there's no place like home for the holidays"" clearly hasn't been to my house."
"One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic"
"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."