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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel"

"Why did the physicist throw out his shag rug? He assumed the lawnmower was a vacuum"

"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."

"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."

"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."

"I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes."

"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."

"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."

"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."