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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."

"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"*passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live"

"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."

"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"

"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""

"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' But maybe I'm overreacting."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"