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Joke of the Day

"*opens door* Stop screaming! *opens door* What broke?! *opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! ~parenting from the bathroom"

"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Cause 69 is mouth full."

"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."

"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Buh-dum-sch."

"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."

"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."