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Joke of the Day

"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."

"How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines"

"How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle."

"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"

"How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? ""A few months ago"

"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"

"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."

"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"

"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""