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Joke of the Day
"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."
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"99% of my socks are single. You don't see them crying about it."
"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"
"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Sport? *Deportes*"
"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."
"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"
"What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table"
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"