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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Sport? *Deportes*"
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"If you like interracial porn... ...you'll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man."
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"
"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."
"So summer is coming up and i think I'm in good enough shape to pull off a two piece. The hardest part is just chasing her down."
"What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !"
"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"
"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""