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Joke of the Day
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"
"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."
"ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."
"I dreamed that I discovered a new color, but it was just a pigment of my imagination. Original joke, yay!"
"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"
"I got a round of flu shots... They tasted horrible."
"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"