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Joke of the Day

"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."

"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""

"Politics... ..."

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"An only child invented the boomerang."

"What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats"

"Am - hello - goodbye"

"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"

"I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory."