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Joke of the Day
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
Next Joke
"Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than ""Unlimited Talk."""
"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"
"Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together"
"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."
"What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni."
"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"
"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."
"I got a bootleg copy of ""Alien vs Predator"" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!"
"I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It's called Thaw."