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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"
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"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."
"Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? He got his just desserts."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."
"i want to be objectified but only by very specific people"
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"
"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."