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Joke of the Day
"What has two O's and fires? A double-vowel shotgun."
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"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."
"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."
"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice"
"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."
"Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."