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Joke of the Day
"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."
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"A friend of mine told me he hated Smash Mouth... I told him he might as well be walkin' on the sun"
"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A speck."
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a-salted."
"What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)"
"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."
"Sorry I threw your baby but there was a spider on her."