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Joke of the Day
"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."
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"I'm white, but not ""clap my hands above my head at a hip hop concert"" white."
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."
"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."
"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"
"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"
"hey honey... ... you remember that really posh restaurant we ate at? 'sure... i guess so' ... what about that one time i undercooked the chicken? 'YES. EVERY DETAIL'."
"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"
"What's a bodybuilder's favourite movie streaming service? Net*flex*"
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."