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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? A San Diego"

"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"Yesterday I met a pirate that wouldn't stop telling me about his age. Aye matey."

"Is Google male or female? Female because she won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion"

"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."

"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."

"I've never held a baby before ""It'll be fine"" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*"