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"Everyone should learn how to masturbate properly. It comes in handy"
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"What's the difference between golf and sky-diving? In golf, it's ""*whack*... Fuck!"" And in sky-diving, it's ""Fuck!... *whack*""."
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car"
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."
"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."
"Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days."
"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""
"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."
"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."