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Joke of the Day

"Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days."

"What do army ants have in common with masturbating dolphins? Both come in waves..."

"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"

"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."

"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."

"A fish swam into a wall... and said ""dam!"""

"What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!"

"Wanna hear something ironic? Aliens abduct a fisherman"