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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between golf and sky-diving? In golf, it's ""*whack*... Fuck!"" And in sky-diving, it's ""Fuck!... *whack*""."

"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"who needs people when you got pizza"

"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."

"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut"

"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass."