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Joke of the Day
"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."
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"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""
"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"
"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""
"They say 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile.. But not me. I live next to two really hot 9 year olds."
"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."
"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."
"What is a SJW's least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium."