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Joke of the Day

"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"

"I wondered where my boomerang had gone. Then it came back to me"

"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."

"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"

"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"

"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."

"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."

"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."

"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can't hear an enzyme."