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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"

"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."

"I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend."

"So Hellen Keller walks into a bar and a table... and a chair... and a wall"

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta."

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"