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Joke of the Day
"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"
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"My friend got hired at a dildo factory He got fired the very next day for sitting on the job"
"What's the gayest way to die? Prince died from the flu ... Theraflu?"
"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""
"Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said 'its up in the air'. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn't be in this mess"
"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."
"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."
"You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*"
"What did the statistician say to the hooker as he pulled out his 5.2-inch manhood? ""I heard you suck a mean cock"""
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."