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Joke of the Day

"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"

"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"

"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""

"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"

"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."

"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."