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Joke of the Day
"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"
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"How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water"
"Delivering the punchline too early. You know what's the only thing worse than delivering the punchline to a joke too late?"
"Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. [Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]"
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."
"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."
"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""
"You can't spell 'creative' without 'weed'."
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."