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Joke of the Day

"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"

"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."

"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"

"Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures? All their luggage is carrion."

"I hate it when a bar of soap gets visibly dirty. I want to clean it, but down that road lies madness."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"

"I've already received over 150 RSVPs to my Halloween Shindig... It's going to be a Monster Party."

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."

"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"