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Joke of the Day
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
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"She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream."
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"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."
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"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex It backfired... :("
"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"I talk a lot of shit for a girl with a blankie."
"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."