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Joke of the Day
"Tips African country M'lawi"
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"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""
"Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???"
"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk"
"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."
"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"
"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."
"I see the joke your dad told you, and raise you my dads dumb ass joke What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck!"