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Joke of the Day

"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."

"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."

"What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ? The White Wizzer"

"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."

"A few days ago I went to a zoo and the only animal they had was a dog, so I left and went to Starbucks for a coffee... It was a shit coffee"

"Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates"

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side."

"I was told a good joke at a New Year party... Hillary Clinton"

"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"

"My psychiatrist said I'm crazy. I told him, ""I demand a second opinion!"" He said, ""Ok, you're ugly, too."""