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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk"
Next Joke
"7yo: mommy you smell like beer. Me: well, you smell like a bad idea that your dad and I thought could fix our marriage....now go to bed."
"*Picking up my kid from school in 20 years* Me: Yo shawty leggo. Kid: Please no. Me: Stop hating YOLO. Kid: You're embarrassing. Me: Swag."
"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"
"What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam"
"i don't think that was a chocolate chip."
"MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW"
"Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd"
"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"
"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."