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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk"
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"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?"" I said yeah,""the damn drain is clogged again!"". Edit: grammar"
"My uncle was an exercise fanatic. When he died, we had a closed casket funeral, because he liked to do sit ups."
"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."
"I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic."
"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."
"What kind of vegetable comes to all your parties? A turnup"
"My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. I've had it with her."